Winter Wonderland Explorers Pillows

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

'I can remember when this was just ice.'

Aliens building snowmen.

"They ran out of carrots."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Little help?"

Ice skater

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Bless You."

Non-Denominational Carols

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Keeping Warm in Winter

'First of all, relax.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Hot Tub Frosty

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Beach snowman.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'It is too snowing!'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Flake News

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

Snowman Driver

Where's my global warming?

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

UFO and snowman

Snow Bridge.

'You win. Go out and play.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''