Winter Wonderland Seeker Pillows

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'Little girls are still sugar and spice but no more everything nice.'

Monster Gritter

'First of all, relax.'

The Abominable Snowbird - 'Me want bread crumbs!'

'I tried wearing hot pants once -- they don't work at all!'

Minnesota Warming...

Living in a snow globe.

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

HA HA

Vote Here

"Stay away from those ... they're fruitcake crumbs."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Mr De Winter, please! How am I supposed to portrait you if you keep doing this?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Snow flake

"Little help?"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Ice skater

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Bless You."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Non-Denominational Carols

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Keeping Warm in Winter

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Hot Tub Frosty

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'Beach snowman.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'It is too snowing!'