Winter Wonderland Wanderers Mugs

'I tried one of those online dating services, but even they couldn't find a match for me.'

Keep Christ in Xmas.

"As mountains go, this one is fairly yuppie."

"Support the head!"

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Snow flake

"Little help?"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Snowmen Around The World...

Frosting the Snowman

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Ice skater

Non-Denominational Carols

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Snowman ice fishing.

'First of all, relax.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Hot Tub Frosty

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Beach snowman.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'It is too snowing!'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"