Winter Wonderland Lover Pillows

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"Looks like we're in for another extreme weather event."

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Roller Coaster Ski Ramp

'This heartburn is killing me.'

'Oh great, here comes that neighbour's dog again!'

'Criticising your snowman isn't defamation of character, Thompson'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Snow globe has a sign 'No school, snow day'.

Ice Skating

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

Screen Addicted Snowman in the Path of a Plough

"Drenching sweats, droopy carrot...hydration and a week chilling in the morgue and he'll be good as new."

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

Ski Lift

Snow flake

Melting snowman: 'I hate this time of year!'

'Come on, mom! Is there anything better than hearing your school's closed due to snow?'

Complaining fir tree

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Freezing one's arse off at the Christmas Markets...

'Relax. It's perfectly normal to have cold flashes during menopause.'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"Adopt me."

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"

Snowmensch

"If it's the ice princess, I'm not here."

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

"You're lookin' at it."

Snowman Murder

Falconer snowman

A snowman urinating

"I love this time of year."