Winter Wonderland Dreamer Gifts

"Dad, would you consider a leadership gift to my snowboard capital campaign?"

Winter Weather.

"So being flakey is obviously something I've inherited."

"The old lady who lives in a shoe is ready for winter."

Frankenstein as a boy

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

Melting snowman is begging for ice cubes.

Defrost December 24th.

Eskimo child - "Daddy! Daddy! Come and look outside, it isn't snowing!"

'Now that winter is coming with all these heating bills we wonder if you could teach us how to hibernate?'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"I am doing something about all the snow. I'm hoping for an early spring."

Cutting round an igloo...

Building a snowman

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"So what do you think of the new extension?"

"You were the one who was, 'dreaming of a white Christmas'. So, get out there and clear the path!"

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Melted but not forgotten.

"It's dual action. Clearing the snow and landing on ice."

"Okay, Frosty...I think you've had enough."

JOY

'No, I won't pay $200 for a silk top hat for your snowman!'

Dennis Had Ambition

'Go thou, and be fruitful and multiply.'

Snowglobe.

Adam and Eve AFTER the Fall.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

Woman creates a snow-women for a lonely snowman.

Where's the snow?

'I blame global warming.'

'Soon be Christmas - The Rain's getting colder.'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Mom, have you seen my new smartphone anywhere?"

Dad says I have to hibernate, but I don't want to miss out on all the Christmas fun...'