Water Wonderland Dreamer Gifts

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Desert Island BBQ

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I blame global warming!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Introducing Piza Island.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Lounging by the pool

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Winter Weather.

'See you in two weeks!'