Water Wonderland Dreamer Mugs

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Desert Island BBQ

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I blame global warming!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Introducing Piza Island.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Lounging by the pool

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Winter Weather.

'See you in two weeks!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."