Underwater Dreamer Mugs

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'It must be the dead sea.'

Neptune

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Sunbathers.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

underwater knight

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'I wish I was creative'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Mermaid Art

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Fish or Cut Bait

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Feeling for shells

Dollphins

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Lovers swimming underwater

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Pirates

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'