Underwater Dreamer Gifts

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Neptune

Sunbathers.

'It must be the dead sea.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

underwater knight

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Mermaid Art

'I wish I was creative'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

Lighthouse Hammock.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Dollphins

Feeling for shells

'Will you be my Valentine?'

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Airplane Fish

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'So much for your internal compass.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Lovers scuba diving

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'