Oceanic Dreamer Gifts

"I have a spiritual side, but mostly I'm an eating machine."

Beached Whales

"I've been thinking. Maybe we just got off to a bad start."

Mermaid Art

'I wish I was creative'

'Wheeee...'

'Hey! Down in front!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Desert Island BBQ

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'It must be the dead sea.'

'I blame global warming!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Sunbathers.

Neptune

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Introducing Piza Island.

underwater knight

Lounging by the pool

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.