Nautical Dreamer Gifts

'In retrospect, maybe we should have spent a little more on R&D.'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Bought Low...Sold High.

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

'I aspire to bigger and better things!'

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'...and the boat has to be pea green.'

'I want to be the first mountain goat to sail the seven seas...'

"Oh, somebody might still want to buy it. I'll put it online as a listing."

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Man stuck in a boat looks longingly at a pair of oars that are on the shore.

Cruise to nowhere

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

"YOu would be surprised at what the tide washes up..."

A mechanic is surprised to see a periscope coming out of a car towing a boat.

"Let's just hope that life won't be cruel for once and lets a ship turn up..."

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

"Boating is a lot more relaxing since we sold the boat and just read the magazines!"

"I know it won't float - it's not finished yet!"

Sailor girl

"Good, I can feel a slight breeze..."

The Yacht

Hope

Child pretending to be the coastguard on a boat.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

A man walking down the street notices water leaking out from under a door, and then sees a boat on the water on the horizon through the display window.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"The sea is my home. Her raging swells are my walls, her foamy depths my bed. I bide in the fathomless mystery of her inky bosom. Because Brooklyn is just crazy right now."

Desk With Figurehead.

Fisherman and paper boat

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"