Waterfront Dreamer Gifts

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'Selling points.'

"...and from here you get a lovely view of the harbour."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Fly Fishing

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Captain steering house through flood.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Fishy tail.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Get a rockpool!

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Knight of the sandcastle.

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

Urban Compost Heap.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

The first floating city experiences floating urban sprawl.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Heavenly Ships

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

Pushing the rain away from the beach

Wading Pool Watercolor

"I forgot blue."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'