Lakeside Dreamer Gifts

Fly Fishing

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

Bitchbark Canoe

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Duck Hunt

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Private Jet

"So...do you have a job now?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Fishy tail.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Running out of Gas.

'One day son, all of this will be yours. Provided we can swing the McNulty Hart deal that is. '

Get a rockpool!

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'I can't believe it, Bob Two seats for the NBA finals right on the half-court line!'

There it is – my dream beach house.

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

Knight of the sandcastle.

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.