Lake Day Dreamer Gifts

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

Duck Hunt

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Fly Fishing

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Dreaming of Holidays.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Running out of Gas.

Sandcastles

'Who says I'm beached?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Get a rockpool!

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

The tanning channel.

Mental To-Do List

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'