Lake Day Dreamer Gifts

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

Duck Hunt

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Fly Fishing

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Dreaming of Holidays.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Running out of Gas.

Sandcastles

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

The tanning channel.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Get a rockpool!

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Mental To-Do List

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'