Water World Wonderer Gifts

'If the Earth is 3/4 water, what are we doing here!'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'You are doing it wrong.'

Fishing.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Canadian Canoe.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Crafty Fish.

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Steroids.'