Waterworks Wonderer Gifts

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.

Pipe Dream.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

The Water Diviner

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

"Wow nice jump!"

Master Plumber

'We're de-salting water?'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

C. Doppler takes a walk.

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

Young Picasso In Woodshop