Waterwork Wizard Gifts

'Well, Mom...today I learned what WON'T flush!'

Pipe Dream.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Most projects require three hands."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

Reality home-improvement show.

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Carpenter

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Spring/Summer/Winter

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

'That was some varnish remover!'

Roddy McDowall

Man chops down trees to make wooden car.