Waterwork Wizard Gifts

'Well, Mom...today I learned what WON'T flush!'

Pipe Dream.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Most projects require three hands."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

'Boat Launch'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Ancenstry.com Your results: Oak: 80% Pine: 12% Maple: 3% Unknown: 5%

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Carpenter

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

Reality home-improvement show.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Spring/Summer/Winter

'That was some varnish remover!'

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Roddy McDowall