Water Works Enthusiast Gifts

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

"I understand that your next door neighbour is the public water works!?"

"Drinking fountains were too expensive to install, but we are providing a garden hose to drink from."

Pipe Dream.

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Lifesaver!

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

A family playing in the sea

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Spring Water

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Ocean Hitchhiker

Water Ski Accident

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"

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