Water Works Warrior Gifts

"I'm sorry, sir, I can't inspect your water lines. I just read the meter."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Save the river.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"I'm addicted to water."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Ski Surfing

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Diver