Water Works Warrior Pillows

"I'm sorry, sir, I can't inspect your water lines. I just read the meter."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Ski Surfing

"I'm addicted to water."

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Diver

When the water's colder than you thought...