Water Warrior Pillows

Thames Water now in SPECIAL Measures! "You have to admire their shamelessness, don't you."

Wrong leadership.

'Please report any drips to maintenance immediately.'

Will this prescription interect with the meds already in my drinking water?

Chair with a leaking pipe.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."

"I don't care if that's Cape Horn, take me home at once."

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"Watering my lawn during a drought. You?"

"Can I stop bailing now?"

The day the government stepped in to ensure our water was safe.

Access to water

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

The First Commandment Of Euro-Diplomacy:Thou Shalt Not Parley Without Bottled Water

"We know you're thirsty, but how about we build you a nice building first?"

"If you're investing in water for the whole community, I'd suggest that one over there."

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.'

Water...bottled water...flavoured water.

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

Flooded offices agenda

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Tap, sparkling, or microplastic-free?"

'Just make sure you don't throw out the bathwater with the baby; there's a shortage.'

Earth fish.

Water carriers/bearers.

'yes, it's a gold nugget: We'd better hide it quick or else humans will come and ruin our river...'

'I don't know why you waste your time with that watering can. The hose is much quicker.'

'Once I got him into the water, it was no contest!'

Canoeing

Droplet with a pencil.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.