Water Warrior Pillows

Thames Water now in SPECIAL Measures! "You have to admire their shamelessness, don't you."

Wrong leadership.

'Please report any drips to maintenance immediately.'

Will this prescription interect with the meds already in my drinking water?

Chair with a leaking pipe.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"I don't care if that's Cape Horn, take me home at once."

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."

"Watering my lawn during a drought. You?"

"Can I stop bailing now?"

Access to water

The day the government stepped in to ensure our water was safe.

Water...bottled water...flavoured water.

Flooded offices agenda

'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"If you're investing in water for the whole community, I'd suggest that one over there."

"We know you're thirsty, but how about we build you a nice building first?"

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

The First Commandment Of Euro-Diplomacy:Thou Shalt Not Parley Without Bottled Water

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Water carriers/bearers.

'Once I got him into the water, it was no contest!'

Canoeing

Jumping Fish.

Earth fish.

'I don't know why you waste your time with that watering can. The hose is much quicker.'

Droplet with a pencil.

Expensive water supplies.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'We'll solve the conflict with a water pistol fight.'