Water Wise Warriors Pillows

"Liquidity problems?" "Yes, you've limited my water supply!"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Happy holidays for kids.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"I'm addicted to water."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Ski Surfing

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'