Water Wise Pillows

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Neptune

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"It's trickle down."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'Boat Launch'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"I'm addicted to water."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Welsh water sewage

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Criminal waste of water

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'