Water Wise Prints

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Neptune

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"It's trickle down."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Welsh water sewage

"I can remember when water was just wet."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"I'm addicted to water."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Criminal waste of water

'Boat Launch'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

The Hudson River School of Art.