Water Watchers Pillows

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Piranhaclaus

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Fish or Cut Bait

Squirrel on the beach

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Fishing Boat Derby

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"He's a keeper!"

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Polar bears

Bear at a vending machine

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'Thar she blows!'