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"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Piranhaclaus

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Squirrel on the beach

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Fishing Boat Derby

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"He's a keeper!"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Thar she blows!'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Polar bears

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."