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That guy's always running late.

'The big truck gets closer every day.'

Geese Attacking Footballers

Bitchbark Canoe

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Swan Fairy Tales

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Painting clouds

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Mind the whale, dear."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Bears catching fish

Duck Hunt

Piranhaclaus

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'