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"Remember when this was just going to be forty days and forty nights?"

'Hang on! Stop running! There's been a strange turn of events.'

'That's some disturbing shit!'

"In 275 years, I've seen it all - fish, water, more fish, more water..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

The Food Chain

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Live Stream

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Crocodile

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Maria Sibylla Merian

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"But what's my motivation?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

People Planet.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

Steve Irwin.

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

The Hidden World of Desks

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

'Never shoot straight up.'