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"...and now...coming into view...the first man ever to climb this treacherous mountain!"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

The Food Chain

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"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Crocodile

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"But what's my motivation?"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

The Hidden World of Desks

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

'You've killed four warthogs, nine antelopes, two buffaloes and six gnus, but you haven't killed any zebras! Well, I call that discrimination!'

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

Mousehole TV

"Hold on, you can't attack her! Can't you see she's pregnant!"

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'

Filming the Crocodile.