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"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

The Food Chain

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Live Stream

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Crocodile

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Maria Sibylla Merian

"But what's my motivation?"

Fahrenheit 911.

People Planet.

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

Finding Bigfoot

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Steve Irwin.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

The Hidden World of Desks

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."