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"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Shark week, shark week, shark week. It's always about shark week."

"Life in a Bowl' Narrated by David Attenborough

Colin's attempt to convince friends that his 80' surround sound TV was only used to watch nature documentaries was doomed to failure.

'Is it me or are those dinosaurs looking younger?'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

The Food Chain

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Live Stream

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Crocodile

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"But what's my motivation?"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

The Hidden World of Desks

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'You've killed four warthogs, nine antelopes, two buffaloes and six gnus, but you haven't killed any zebras! Well, I call that discrimination!'

"I got the idea watching David Attenborough."

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Field guide to North American plumbers

Filming the Crocodile.