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"Hooowwwwlll!!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

TSA Noah

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I love this time of day."

"I think we may be related!"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Beaver tower

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

He says he can't breathe.

'Peekaboo!'