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"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

'You've killed four warthogs, nine antelopes, two buffaloes and six gnus, but you haven't killed any zebras! Well, I call that discrimination!'

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'

"Okay - I can see you now."

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"We'll have whatever they are at the next table."

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Filming the Crocodile.

'I'm sorry, but I'll have to eat you. . . they're filming a documentary.'

"Harold... they know."

"Forget it, he's got a brain the size of a walnut: No point reasoning with him to let us cross..."

"Hooowwwwlll!!"

"Could you guys come back later? We're not exhibiting our best behaviors."

What's on? A duckumentary.

Happy Birthday, Bimba

"Talk about evil creatures, cats seem to have taken over the internet: They're everywhere!"

"I've been in three documentaries, but I've never been nominated."

'Do you mind if we switch to the Discovery Channel? There's a wonderful show on migratory habits of gray seals.'

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'

"Angela! Come quick! The Johnsons are on National Geographic and you'll never guess what they're doing?"e on National

A ostrich leans out of the tv to pick up bird food.

'Sheep love tales very much.'

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