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'You've killed four warthogs, nine antelopes, two buffaloes and six gnus, but you haven't killed any zebras! Well, I call that discrimination!'

"Yeah, my attack on the gnu made it to the final cut of the documentary and it was shown in slow motion: awesome!"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"But what's my motivation?"

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

Rain Forest Filmcrew

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Casting Wildlife Films.

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

Mousehole TV

"Okay - I can see you now."

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

Filming the Crocodile.

Field guide to North American plumbers

"Hold on, you can't attack her! Can't you see she's pregnant!"

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'

"We'll have whatever they are at the next table."

"Harold... they know."

'I'm sorry, but I'll have to eat you. . . they're filming a documentary.'

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

"He looks like becoming our first 'celebrity' gorilla!"

The naturalist Sir David Shuttleboro had a life long affinity with wild life.

"Could you guys come back later? We're not exhibiting our best behaviors."

Smirking hyena.