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'Yes, it is miraculous that we found our way unerringly across thousands of miles of ocean to the spawning grounds. Now spawn!'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Frog in the puddles.

"They're so like us."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"But what's my motivation?"

Buck Naked

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Leopards do change their spots

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

Computers affect real life.

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

'You've killed four warthogs, nine antelopes, two buffaloes and six gnus, but you haven't killed any zebras! Well, I call that discrimination!'

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

Casting Wildlife Films.

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

Dead animal toupee.

Mousehole TV

Field guide to North American plumbers

"Hold on, you can't attack her! Can't you see she's pregnant!"

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

The Lion Tamer.

"We'll have whatever they are at the next table."

Filming the Crocodile.

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'