Nature Watchers Gifts

'The big truck gets closer every day.'

Geese Attacking Footballers

Bitchbark Canoe

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Swan Fairy Tales

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Painting clouds

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Duck Hunt

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Bears catching fish

Piranhaclaus

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Tallyho!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."