Environmental Watcher Gifts

Drought ruined corn crop.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Tallyho!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'