Environmentalist Observer Gifts

Pavements: Bins, Pedestrian, Vehicles.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Environmentalist

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Natural Disasters

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

But is it organic?

Polluted geese

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."