Environmentalist Observer Mugs

Pavements: Bins, Pedestrian, Vehicles.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Humans...What is their purpose?

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

North Pole

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The Environmentalist

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Polluted geese

But is it organic?

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"