Environment Watcher Mugs

"So much for global warming!"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Duck Hunt

The interested bystanders.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Beaver tower

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'