Environmental Observer Mugs

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

Dark Clouds

Men'sLadies'.

Camouflage Corps

Oil Prices.

'I can hear the highway.'

Nice try, but you can't blame your empty highball glass on global warming.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Duck Hunt

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

What does aloof mean?

The prying mantis,