Environmental Observer Mugs

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

Dark Clouds

Men'sLadies'.

Camouflage Corps

Oil Prices.

'I can hear the highway.'

Nice try, but you can't blame your empty highball glass on global warming.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

Duck Hunt

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

The prying mantis,

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."