Nature Observers Mugs

"It must be one of these mobile homes!"

'It's just not fair: As soon as I start making new friends, we have to migrate again...'

'She's not describing the one that got away, she's describing the flasher she just saw in the bushes.'

"Exactly how far does the tide go out as Southend."

"Trade?"

What late birds do.

"Forget about a vacation at the beach: Fish would stop us from going in the water and seagulls would spot us on the beach..."

'So you can hear the sea, what's so amazing about that?...'

Stranded Chickens meeting Fox,"Is this your dream or our nightmare?"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Giddyup!'

'There he goes, flaunting his opposable thumb again.'

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

I'm Going For A Job As A Coat Hangar.

"Only two things are certain – death and food."

Cat caught by a policeman about to kill a mouse.

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'Ha! Ha! Once again, I have proven the superior intellect and ability of cats!'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"We found a human habit worth embracing."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

A spider meal prepping

"She's fast."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing