Nature's Observer Mugs

Barometer figures for extreme weather conditions. Too bloody wet and too bloody hot.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Duck Hunt

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Butterflies

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

What does aloof mean?

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Vegetarian Birds

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

The prying mantis,

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Exciting potato bugs.

"Beware of the frog"