Nature Observer Gifts

"Sheer will, I tell you - sheer will."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Tell me more about this 6-week plan you tried.'

IQ test for birds.

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

'Forget everything I told you about flying.'

A bridge too far

Here's the 5 day forecast. To be honest, after tomorrow, your guess is as good as mine!

"Oh what a beautiful morning!"

"Now we wait."

An ostrich with it's head buried in the sand

Birds form formation of 'up-yours' V-sign to man trying to shoot them.

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

'Darling, we're not going to resolve this issue that way: Talk to me!'

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

"Which one of us is me?"

Please (don't) feed Birds.

Negative Penguin

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

'Oh great. The McWit's put up a satellite dish the same week they pave over our entrance.'

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

"Ok, who had two pieces?!"

"Mom, are we waterproof or just water-resistant?"

Ice fisherman watching water skier go by.

Rain Gauge for Sale (hardly used).

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand..."

'I'd love to get a different job, but all I know is being an dung beetle.'

'Well yes, all male seahorses are stay-at-home dads: We love it!'

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

"Not only is it greener, but I suspect it's richer in all the essential nutrients."

"Humans are so weird! All year round, they destroy our webs, but come the end of October, they put fake webs everywhere themselves..."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Safari.