Nature Observing Gifts

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Once you're bald, the eyes go next.'

Cloud Spotting

'Hey, do we even need these tunnels? What if we're just doing this to amuse these people?'

"I like watching birds. Sometimes I wonder if I could fly, who would I crap on?"

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

Whale watching.

"How would I know if it's a lovely day or not? I'm a meteorologist!"

"What was the forecast for today?"

'Don't make any sudden moves.'

Man and Bird Insult Each Other.

Bird of the Day.

'The Purbrights aren't snobs, they're birdwatchers.'

Birdwatcher gets wig pecked off his head.

Vegetarian Birds

"Who's your new friend?"

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Painting clouds

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Look, a bug!"