Natural Observation Gifts

'Whoa! You're right - they DO shed their skins!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Painting clouds

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Look, a bug!"

Butterflies

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Duck Hunt

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."