Natural Observation T-Shirts

'Whoa! You're right - they DO shed their skins!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Painting clouds

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Look, a bug!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Duck Hunt

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Butterflies

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."