Observing Nature T-Shirts

"He grew up in a fishbowl."

Weathermans old fashioned tactics

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

The Zoo.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Painting clouds

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Butterflies

Rose Garden

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Duck Hunt

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Echo Tourism'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

The prying mantis,

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."