Observing Nature T-Shirts

"He grew up in a fishbowl."

Weathermans old fashioned tactics

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

The Zoo.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Painting clouds

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Duck Hunt

Rose Garden

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Butterflies

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Echo Tourism'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

What does aloof mean?

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"