Nature Watching T-Shirts

"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"Whenever I watch the Nature Channel I get survivor's guilt."

It would be the last time that the Oak Bay birdwatching club would venture out into the woods without a prior phone call.

One day, it had enough and became better known as the Killer Whale.

'Take my word for it, they're easier to retrieve after I shoot!'

'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'

"Put the fish down- real slow!"

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

"No, cruel nature, WHY?"

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

'Welcome to the herd buddy! I just need to check your passport, there will be some obligatory jostling and squealing then we can carry on eating grass...'

Interview a bird.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"The sunsets here are amazing."

"Moo means moo."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Yes, I’m well aware of the fact that squirrels don’t have to wear leashes."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"That was brilliant. Never in all my life have I witnessed a squirrel chasing a dog!"

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"So, how many brands of birds do they make?"

"The sun is setting earlier today."

"You monster!"

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

A man supposedly looking at the view.

Echo Point - out of order.

Tough Butterfly

"I could've sworn we only brought two fruit-flies!"

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

Mother Nature with the weather.