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Season Finale

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Life is for the birds.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Swan Fairy Tales

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Do me next."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Polluted geese